29 Jun 05

And since Zimbabwe was soooo yesterday, we've got a new one

Oh, my. This is rich, right here.

Perplexed by the vitriol of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's attacks on Iran, one lawmaker believes he has uncovered the secret of her enmity -- that she was spurned by an Iranian boyfriend at college.

Excuse me while I chuckle.


Okay, now that that's out of the way- pray tell, just what is causing her hatred of North Korea? She got dumped in high school, maybe?

Gosh, up until now I would've just said that Iran and North Korea are the last two dictatorships in the Axis of Evil. But then, what the heck do I know, I'm not a member of the Iranian Parliament.

"The reason that the US secretary of state attacks Iran is because she had her heart broken by a young man from Qazvin while they were students," a confident Shokrollah Attarzadeh was quoted by the ISNA agency as saying.

"Confident" in this case meaning "The Ayatollah said it so it must be true"?

Somewhat mysteriously, he added: "This is the result of an investigation by a woman MP, who cannot be named."

"She cannot be named, because we made her up out of thin air. We didn't get around to making up a name for her yet, sorry."

C'mon, stupid little countries. Do you actually think anybody believes you? Hey, add Iran to my list of countries that... oh, wait, it's already on the list. Bump it up a notch.

Hat tip: Fark. (Why does the most blogworthy news always come from Fark?)

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