23 Dec 04

What, no hanging chads?

Well, the Dems certainly learned their lesson from Al Gore.

And that lesson is:

Keep recounting until it works in your favor.

Apparently, now, the election in Washington is showing Gregoire might actually win. What is this, the third or fourth recount they've had? I won't speculate as to how she keeps getting more votes out of nowhere... hmm... but anyway, what if she wins? I bet everyone from Left Coast Democrats to John Friggin' Kerry will demand that Rossi immediately concede.

The state Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that more than 700 ballots mistakenly rejected by election workers there should be added to the final tally...
And I bet they'll howl with rage if the Republicans ask for Supreme Court intervention if this recount indicates that Gregoire won.

Looks like it's time to call the U.N. and get some foreign inspectors in here to monitor the election.

slaps self across face several times for referring to the U.N. in a positive light, however sarcastic

Better idea. Everybody write up some Washington State ballots, date them November 2nd, and vote for Dino Rossi. Scatter them around the picturesque Washington countryside. Skullduggery is not unknown there- remember Garfield County.

UPDATE: Hmm, there seems to be some veterans who want their votes to be counted as well. But every good Lefty knows: you can't allow the absentee ballots! ...especially if they're military absentee ballots! ...those guys vote... gasp... Repugnican!!!

And with the Dems only leading by ten votes (as of the rerererererererecount), 91 votes would be bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

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