Applications Approved
The Canadian government has now approved the first visa applications from Americans looking to move to Canada after President Bush's re-election.
Tresey Kilbourne and his family, from Seattle, applied more than a year ago for Canadian visas, planning to withdraw their applications if a Democrat won.
They're now looking for a home in British Columbia. Mr. Kilbourne, quoted by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, says, "With the Republicans in full control of everything, there hasn't been anything that has caused us to think that we weren't doing ... the smart thing."First of all: Canada- faster, please. But do be careful- they might be terrorists. And to be honest, I wouldn't wish these moonbats on the Grand Islamofascist Ayatollah Dictator of Iran, but hey, if you want 'em, take 'em. Faster.
Secondly: ...planning to withdraw their applications if a Democrat won.
What kind of fair-weather friend loyalty is that? "Well, gosh, man, if Kerry woulda won, man, America woulda been groooovy again, man!" But, of course, if that happened, Condi Rice would've smoked him in the 2008 election (with the backstage help of Hillary Clinton). What would you guys have done then? "Man, gimme back my application, man. It's time to go, man."
Turd: (oh, sorry, that's a description of a moonbat.) Third: I propose that any Democrats from Washington State attempting to flee the country because Bushchimpler™ is around for another four years... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah, you lost!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...oh, sorry. Anyway, those that do try to leave should have their precious votes for Christine Gregoire immediately invalidated. I mean, if this particular case is what we can expect, a lot of them will pull their visas at the last second if she wins anyway. Let's save them the trouble. Exile them from the United States, right now; they obviously don't want to be here. "But Canada hasn't approved my visa yet!" you cry; too bad, get out. Maybe enough of them will leave the Blue Border States (Washington, Minnesota, Michigan, New York, and New England) that if we cancel all their votes, we could change the entire election, and leave Kerry with California. That'd be funny.
There. If that wasn't some Stuff You Needed To Know™... then you're omniscient, and there's nothing more I can help you with.
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