Stuff I Think You Should Know

but... but... but... warforoil...!

So the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia is visiting President Bush today. And one of the biggest topics of conversation will be:

Oil!

Bush said he'll make clear Monday that it's not in Saudi Arabia's interests to keep oil prices high.

But... wait... hold on... Why are we still buying oil from the Saudis? The EeeeevilBushchimplerZionistHelliburtonCabalâ„¢ stole all the oil we'll ever need to feed our SUVs o' Doomâ„¢ from the noble Iraqi people! If * needed oil from Saudi Arabia, he'd just warforoil on in there and take it!!!

(/moonbat mode)

Whew, that was a close one. Almost stayed in Moonbatia a few seconds too long. Might not have made it back.