Stuff I Think You Should Know

Mark felt what, exactly?

So, Mark Felt is Deep Throat. That's moderately nifty. But- and this is the question nobody's asking- just what did Mark feel? I mean, I keep hearing "Mark Felt this," and "Mark Felt that"- for Pete's sake, what did he feel?

Did he feel remorse for taking his knowledge to someplace as crappy as the WaPo? I mean, would he have felt better with, say, the National Enquirer, or some more reputable newspaper? Or did he feel exhilarated that for three decades nobody knew who the mysterious player in the Watergate scandal was? Did he feel that he America fooled? Or did he feel slighted because he was never recognized? Maybe he felt guilty for not "taking the high road" and being forthright with what he knew.

See, it's the media being silly again. Nobody pays attention to the real questions. I wanna know how Mark Felt!

Besides, all this is a moot point. We all know who the real Deep Throat was, and it wasn't Mark Felt. It was a couple girls in junior high. Duh... everybody knows that.