Stuff I Think You Should Know

And in the news...

...somebody is actually dumb enough to want to marry Paris Hilton.

Okay. Before this morning I had never heard of Paris Latsis, nor did I ever care to. Now that his name will be forever associated in my mind with Paris Hilton's, he is officially a moron.

Dude. Paris Hilton?

...do you not watch TV?

...don't you know what you're getting into?

Well, son, you're bringing this on yourself.

GUFFAW