Stuff I Think You Should Know

I Can't Possibly Have Been the First One to Think of This

...but since I honestly haven't seen it anywhere else (yet...) I'm claiming originality.

So... moonbats- oh, I'm sorry, the Educated Elite- are planning to protest the inauguration. Well, I'd like to know what they're protesting. "We lost and we wanna cry! Everybody pay attention to me!!!" Um, actually, I like Frank's version better- "I won, I get to keep talking." But since barking moonbats don't stop barking, I have some things about the election that they could protest. Not the inauguration itself, but how about their own party's inability to elect the right guy! Hmm... I guess the delegates to the Electoral College from New York need to go back through Electoral Prep School. I'm pretty sure John L. Kerry didn't run this year, but he somehow came in third behind John F. Kerry. And how about the guy from Minnesota, who caused John Edwards to be in a distant fourth behind Kerry's evil twin. That was just attention to detail. Didn't even spell his name right. I would've laughed SO HARD if any of that had cost Kerry the Presidency.

Anywho. The moral of the story is that I've got the perfect place for the inauguration protestors. All you have to do is transplant this from Boston to Washington. I mean, turnabout is fair play. What could they complain about, they did it to us! Just stick it somewhere on Pennsylvania Avenue. I would suggest soundproofing it first though.