7 Jan 05

Jesusland

Hey, this map, and the idiotic idea that goes with it, are old news. But ever since they came up with it, I've been calling myself a proud resident of Jesusland. I figure it's Lefty, anti-God hatred against what was a clear victory in the election by normal people, many of whom are not Christians. You know, the "I'm-scared-to-admit-that-you're-much-better-than-me-for-reasons-I-cannot-comprehend-so-I'm-just-gonna-sit-here-and-cry" kind of hatred. Kind of like the hatred offered by Islamofascists who call America the Great Satan. Whatever. Don't be mad because we have the lion's share of the world's resources. Not only are we the best country, but your pitiful excuse for nationhood barely merits a good bombing. And the kind of hatred we get from the U.N.- we were gonna do a great job fixing the situation in the Indian Ocean, but y'all butted in. Don't be mad, U.N. Your agony at being a useless group of bureaucrats will all be over soon, and you can go back to messing up your own countries. Ahh... wishful thinking...

Anywho, back from my trip down Tangent Lane, I am a happy citizen of Jesusland. Anybody else live here?

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