Stuff I Think You Should Know

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Be advised that the following post in no way describes current U.S. Army policy. You heard our next Presidentthe Secretary of State. We have no plans to invade Iran... at this time.

Hey, Ted Rall said something smart!

I knew there was hope for the man. He must've come to SITYSKâ„¢ yesterday, after he posted this, and realized the error of his ways. Glad I could help. So, him and me agree that the world would be much better off if America would just take over every other country. You know, in all the history of all the world, there's never been any one country that had the capacity to actually conquer the world. Not Alexander's Greeks, or Caesar's Romans, or Genghis Khan's Mongols. Not the British Empire, or Napoleon, or Hitler ever had much of a shot. But America, today- now we can do it! Our war technology is decades ahead of everybody else. And if you've ever played any of the games in this series, you know that if your technology is better, you don't need as many soldiers. Shoot, we'd only need to draft a few million new troops. Charles Rangel, where ya at? We need your help.

So anyway. Ted Rall knows what's best for us all. America must dominate the rest of the world and spread democracyour way or the highway everywhere. Good job, Ted- what's that?

Speak a little louder, please.

Oh. His cartoon was a joke? He's saying that we're imperialistic and warmongering for freeing two dictatorships?

Well, I still don't know what's wrong with being imperialistic or warmongering, but- crap. Man, Ted, I thought you were on to something. I guess you're still an idiot. Oh well.