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Give it a rest. Morons.

Okay. Lemme get this straight. The PC Nazis are now targeting the Easter Bunny.

Dude. The friggin' Easter Bunny.

Not. Even. A. Religious. ...Anything!

The Easter Bunny is some made-up crap, people. If being affiliated with the Christian holiday of Easter- IN NAME ONLY!!!- offends you, piss off. You're a moron.

I suggest going after the Tooth Fairy next. It's about as relevant.

And Now:

The List of Holidays Slated for Destruction:
Easter- check.
Christmas- check.
Thanksgiving- check. (Mwheh.)
Mother's Day- unfair to male-led, dual-homosexual families.
Father's Day- unfair to female-led, dual-homosexual families.
Yom Kippur/Rosh Hashana/Passover/Hannukah- unfair to Muslims.
Ash Wednesday/Lent- unfair to Protestants.
Saint Patrick's Day- unfair to non-Irishmen.
New Year's Day- unfair to everyone in the world who does not use the Western calendar.
Valentine's Day/Sweetest Day- unfair to anyone not currently in love.
Labor Day- unfair to anyone without a job.
Secretaries' Day- unfair to entrepreneurs without secretaries.

Kwanzaa was considered for the list, but being "unfair to white people" was quickly deemed not PC enough.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin