Well? It's Mother's Day! Why are you sitting on your butt reading SITYSKâ„¢? I mean, I appreciate your loyalty, but the blahg will still be here tomorrow. Go grab your mom, and take her someplace nice. Go. Now.
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For those of you that didn't immediately follow my advice, noticed that the post hasn't ended yet, and/or were curious, this will be SITYSK'sâ„¢ First Annual Ode To All Mommies Everywhere.
To my grandmothers- thanks for my parents. 'Preciate that.
To my wife, at home raising the boys while I'm away- You have way more intestinal fortitude than I. I wouldn't be able to make it without you.
To my daughter, who'll be born in August- thanks in advance for all the future grandbabies that I'll get to spoil mercilessly and then give back.
To all the blogger/mommies out there that I'm aware of- (Michelle, Kate, and Kris)- this is your day. Take a bow.*
And, of course, I saved the best for last. To Mom- well, what more can you say for someone without whom you wouldn't be alive? Thanks, and luvya.
There! Enough SITYSKâ„¢! Go pamper your mommy!
...Go!
*- (whispering)- if you're a blogger/mommy and I didn't give you your props, lemme know, and I'll fix the situation...
(more whispering)- to everybody visiting from basil or debbye's blogs- didn't mean to scare ya off- feel free to poke araound... and then go take your mom out...