Stuff I Think You Should Know

A very good question!

Somebody just Googled "stuff to buy an army guy". Thanks for asking. This Army Guy would like you to buy him a plane ticket home, a bootleg DVD of Episode III, a pepperoni pizza, some Dunkin' Donuts (double chocolate, if you please), and a hurricane survival kit. You're too kind.

UPDATE: Hmm... actually... if you hurry up with the plane ride I won't need the survival kit. And if you get me a ticket to Star Wars after you bring me back to the States I won't need the DVD, either. Yeah. Works better that way.